corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

"w is not a vowel”
— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

hoaran:

*hits pedal*

*heavy metals*

*shows you i care*

*rocks u*

*yeah*

braxton’s out for the season

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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